I’d like to begin by thanking you all for your patience over the course of the last couple weeks. Preparing for this move has obviously taken up a lot of my time, but now that I have a little bit of free time I’ve decided that I’d whip out my usual list of Oscar predictions for the ceremony tomorrow. Of course, you should know to never listen to my predictions in a normal year, but this year could be really special in that all my travel/new job-related stuff has forced me to pay almost zero attention to all the usual pre-Oscar chatter. Normally by now I have a pretty good idea of who is going to win the major categories. This year, I’m a bit lost in the woods. So obviously you should keep reading! (Note to self: this may not have been the best way to sell this post.)
Anyway, now it is time to get down to the business at hand: beginning the fourth annual Only Oscar Preview That Matters. Whatever you do, don’t listen to me.